Declared today · October 25, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CENTRAL BUSINESS DISTRICT

Central business district of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States of America. Population 14,395. As of this morning, answerable to no one.

Not this Central Business District?

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Draft 7 of 7 · after the group chat

Central Business District Residents (Official)

Someone: so are we doing this. Someone else: doing what. Someone: independence. Someone else: from who. Someone: everyone.

Admin changed the group name to “The People’s Republic of Central Business District”. Everybody reacted. The motion is carried.

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