Declared today · October 26, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF LONGUEVILLE

Population 2,116. Postcode 2066. 6 kilometres from the GPO, and as of tonight, answerable to no one.

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Draft 2 of 7 · after Runnymede, 1215

The Great Charter of Longueville

Longueville, by the grace of nobody in particular, to all its people, greeting.

Know that we have granted, for us and our heirs forever, that the people of Longueville shall have and hold all their liberties, whole and unimpaired. No free resident shall be seized, or fined, or made to attend a strata meeting, except by the lawful judgment of their peers. And the corner shop shall keep its ancient hours.

Signed this day, 26 October 2026, by the people of Longueville.

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Postcode
2066
From the GPO
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Population
2,116
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