Declared today · October 26, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF WAITARA

Stream in the Hastings District, New Zealand; tributary of the Mōhaka River. As of this afternoon, answerable to no one.

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Waitara: Terms of Independence

By continuing to live in Waitara, you agree to the following terms. 1. Waitara is a sovereign republic, effective 26 October 2026. 2. All cookies from the previous government have been declined. 3. Citizenship is granted to anyone wearing the uniform. 4. These terms may be updated at any time, usually over a drink.

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Signed this day, 26 October 2026, by the people of Waitara.

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