Declared today · October 26, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHELTENHAM

Non-metropolitan district in Gloucestershire, England. Population 119,434. As of tonight, answerable to no one.

Not this Cheltenham?

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Draft 7 of 7 · after the group chat

Cheltenham Residents (Official)

Someone: so are we doing this. Someone else: doing what. Someone: independence. Someone else: from who. Someone: everyone.

Admin changed the group name to “The People’s Republic of Cheltenham”. Everybody reacted. The motion is carried.

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