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Smithfield: Terms of Independence
By continuing to live in Smithfield, you agree to the following terms. 1. Smithfield is a sovereign republic, effective 26 October 2026. 2. All cookies from the previous government have been declined. 3. Citizenship is granted to anyone wearing the uniform. 4. These terms may be updated at any time, usually over a drink.
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