Declared today · October 25, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF OATLEY

Population 10,664. Postcode 2223. 18 kilometres from the GPO, and as of this morning, answerable to no one.

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Draft 4 of 7 · after the Mayflower, 1620

The Oatley Compact

We, whose names are underwritten, the loyal residents of Oatley, having undertaken, for the glory of the neighbourhood and the advancement of the local café, to plant the first republic in these parts, do solemnly and mutually covenant and combine ourselves together into a civil body politic.

By virtue hereof we shall enact such just and equal laws as shall be thought most meet for the general good of Oatley, beginning with the bins.

Signed this day, 25 October 2026, by the people of Oatley.

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Postcode
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Population
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