Declared today · October 26, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF NARRABEEN

Population 8,255. Postcode 2101. 18 kilometres from the GPO, and as of this morning, answerable to no one.

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Thank you for your message. Narrabeen is currently out of the country, permanently.

As of 26 October 2026 we have declared independence and will not be returning to the jurisdiction we previously reported to. For urgent matters please contact our Minister for Bins. For everything else, we are not checking email.

Signed this day, 26 October 2026, by the people of Narrabeen.

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Postcode
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