Declared today · October 25, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KENTLYN

Population 740. Postcode 2560. 38 kilometres from the GPO, and as of this morning, answerable to no one.

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Draft 2 of 7 · after Runnymede, 1215

The Great Charter of Kentlyn

Kentlyn, by the grace of nobody in particular, to all its people, greeting.

Know that we have granted, for us and our heirs forever, that the people of Kentlyn shall have and hold all their liberties, whole and unimpaired. No free resident shall be seized, or fined, or made to attend a strata meeting, except by the lawful judgment of their peers. And the corner shop shall keep its ancient hours.

Signed this day, 25 October 2026, by the people of Kentlyn.

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Postcode
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Population
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