Declared today · October 26, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF HENLEY

Population 469. Postcode 2111. 7 kilometres from the GPO, and as of this morning, answerable to no one.

Not this Henley?

Claim citizenship · A$50 Free shipping to United States — arrives 2–6 Nov. Order by Thu 10 Dec for Christmas.

Draft 7 of 7 · after the group chat

Henley Residents (Official)

Someone: so are we doing this. Someone else: doing what. Someone: independence. Someone else: from who. Someone: everyone.

Admin changed the group name to “The People’s Republic of Henley”. Everybody reacted. The motion is carried.

Heavyweight cotton · Printed to order · Size guide

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Pick your size first.

For the resistance

For the army

For the negotiations