Declared today · October 25, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF HEATHCOTE

Census-designated place in South Brunswick Township, Middlesex County, New Jersey, United States. Population 7,154. As of this morning, answerable to no one.

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Draft 7 of 7 · after the group chat

Heathcote Residents (Official)

Someone: so are we doing this. Someone else: doing what. Someone: independence. Someone else: from who. Someone: everyone.

Admin changed the group name to “The People’s Republic of Heathcote”. Everybody reacted. The motion is carried.

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Formerly part of: United States
Population: 7,154
Citizens in uniform. Be the first: 0
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