Declared today · October 25, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF FIVE DOCK

Population 9,823. Postcode 2046. 7 kilometres from the GPO, and as of this morning, answerable to no one.

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Draft 7 of 7 · after the group chat

Five Dock Residents (Official)

Someone: so are we doing this. Someone else: doing what. Someone: independence. Someone else: from who. Someone: everyone.

Admin changed the group name to “The People’s Republic of Five Dock”. Everybody reacted. The motion is carried.

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