Declared today · October 26, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF ENFIELD

Town in Hartford County, Connecticut, United States. Population 42,141. As of this afternoon, answerable to no one.

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Enfield: Terms of Independence

By continuing to live in Enfield, you agree to the following terms. 1. Enfield is a sovereign republic, effective 26 October 2026. 2. All cookies from the previous government have been declined. 3. Citizenship is granted to anyone wearing the uniform. 4. These terms may be updated at any time, usually over a drink.

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Signed this day, 26 October 2026, by the people of Enfield.

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