Declared today · October 25, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF EMERTON

Population 2,295. Postcode 2770. 40 kilometres from the GPO, and as of this morning, answerable to no one.

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Emerton: Terms of Independence

By continuing to live in Emerton, you agree to the following terms. 1. Emerton is a sovereign republic, effective 25 October 2026. 2. All cookies from the previous government have been declined. 3. Citizenship is granted to anyone wearing the uniform. 4. These terms may be updated at any time, usually over a drink.

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Signed this day, 25 October 2026, by the people of Emerton.

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Postcode
2770
From the GPO
40 km
Population
2,295
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