Declared today · October 26, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF BRONTE

Town in Coke County, Texas, United States. Population 933. Postcode 76933. As of this morning, answerable to no one.

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Bronte: Terms of Independence

By continuing to live in Bronte, you agree to the following terms. 1. Bronte is a sovereign republic, effective 26 October 2026. 2. All cookies from the previous government have been declined. 3. Citizenship is granted to anyone wearing the uniform. 4. These terms may be updated at any time, usually over a drink.

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Signed this day, 26 October 2026, by the people of Bronte.

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Postcode
76933
Formerly part of
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Population
933
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