Declared today · October 25, 2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF BERALA

Population 9,049. Postcode 2141. 16 kilometres from the GPO, and as of this morning, answerable to no one.

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Thank you for your message. Berala is currently out of the country, permanently.

As of 25 October 2026 we have declared independence and will not be returning to the jurisdiction we previously reported to. For urgent matters please contact our Minister for Bins. For everything else, we are not checking email.

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Postcode: 2141
From the GPO: 16 km
Population: 9,049
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